A Doctor Weighs In On Prince Harry’s Frostbitten Penis
Celebrity You’re welcome. Perhaps the most, er, sensitive revelation? In my 28 years on Earth, it had never once occurred to me thata penis could get frostbite. And yet, it made so much sense! Why, I wondered, were people not talking about this penis-threatening danger all the time?! Why werent they wearing insulated cups every time it dropped below 50 degrees?! Should I go onShark Tankwith an electric crotch warmer, to fill an obvious hole in the market?...