Celebrity
Are you OK, hun?
And there is no better example than our very own Gemma Collins aka The GC.
The absolutely wild stuff that The GC herself comes up with evenbagged her a Nobel Peace Prize nomination.
Essentially Gemma Collins radiates confidence and chaos; shes compared herself to Bridget Jones at least twice.
Shes even acknowledged her meme legacy in a brilliant video whereshe thanked her fans for all the mi-mis.
Yes, she pronounced it wrong, but its the thought that counts.
I’m not getting involved.
I’m here to enjoy myself GC style.
D’ya know what I mean?
I just want to be me."
Yes Gemma, I know exactly what you mean.
Nothing more cathartic than telling your ex-to-be to kiss your a*** on national TV.
I might just become like Bear Grylls, you never know.
Reader, she did not become like Bear Grylls.
And who amongst us isnt a fan of the dictionary?
I think this book is bigger than the Bible and do you know why?
Because this is going to spread cheer like the Bible.
Someone get us Gemma Collins marketing strategy because thats the energy we all need in life.
So girls
If youve heard this, youre now part of the girlies.
Im Gemma Collins, Ferne, Im 34.
Ive earned my divaship.
The GC did not play around in this showdown onTOWIE.
Dropping straight facts to Ferne and reaching a whole new level of diva.
I’ve had enough of playing games.
F**king hell!
Its like having a job, working 24/7 for two days on the trot.
The GC did not fail to deliver at any point during her stint onCelebrity Big Brother.
Other special mentions include Im claustrophobic Darren, Im claustrophobic!
while frantically packing to get away from everyone.
I feel like Ive got malaria.
All I learnt from this is that she would be the only one talking sense in a horror movie.
How the hell does anyone think thats normal?
Yes, Gemma Collins is talking about flying in a helicopter.
Never settle for less xx
This article was originally published onJan.
