243 Funny "Would You Rather" Questions To Liven Up The Party

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Below, find the funniest questions for your next game of Would You Rather.

Funny Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather turn into E.T.

or an alien fromSpace Jamevery night?

Would you rather be as tall as you are wide or as wide as you are tall?

Would you rather have to swim everywhere you go or bear crawl?

Would you rather shed pixie dust or stick to every surface?

Would you rather wear three hats at all times or never wear socks at all?

Would you rather wrangle a four-legged octopus or an eight-legged poodle?

Would you rather always have an eyelash in your eye or always have a hair in your butt crack?

Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

Would you rather not be able to control your laughter, or not be able to control your tears?

Would you rather only be able to speak in riddles or have to sing every sentence?

Would you rather have to communicate only in emojis for a day or speak in rhyme for a week?

Would you rather have to communicate solely through interpretive dance for a day orspeak only in punsfor a week?

Would you rather have sticky fingers forever or dusty Cheeto fingers forever?

Would you rather sweat maple syrup or cry Fanta soda?

Would you rather have to eat your used Band-Aids or never wash your hair?

Would you rather have mud squelching between your toes or coffee dripping from your nose?

Would you rather have your entire body turn lime green whenever youre nauseous or fuchsia whenever youre embarrassed?

Would you rather accidentally swallow a spider or a moth?

Would you rather have oven mitts for arms or cucumbers for legs?

Would you rather have a toe the size of a foot or a finger the size of a hand?

Would you rather have an ear for a mouth or have mouths for ears?

Would you rather have an extra arm or an extra leg?

Would you rather be without elbows or be without knees?

Would you rather have your arms dangle to the floor because theyre really long or because youre really short?

Would you rather have a head the size of a watermelon or a golf ball?

Would you rather use eye drops made of vinegar or toilet paper made of sandpaper?

Would you rather be covered in scales or be covered in fur?

Would you rather never know where youre going or never know what time youre leaving?

Would you rather have to speak in rhymes or riddles for the rest of your life?

Would you rather hop everywhere or skip everywhere?

Would you rather perform ballet in concrete shoes or play soccer with no knees?

Would you rather shriek every time you laugh or snort every time you cry?

Would you rather have someone 24/7 live screaming your every thought or have everything you do live-streamed on Instagram?

Would you rather have your favorite celebrity follow you or like one of your posts?

Would you rather give up all social media or all streaming services?

Would you rather never be able to use Google or Instagram again?

Would you rather exclude your best friend from your MySpace Top 8 or be excluded from your crushs?

Would you rather only see dancing videos or OOTDs on your FYP?

Would you rather have one million followers or one follower?

Would you rather fight 500 ostriches or one T-rex?

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

Would you rather fight a tiger or a bear?

Would you rather fight a dozen 5-year-olds or five 12-year-olds?

Would you rather turn into a dolphin every time you swim or a bird every time you jump?

Would you rather milk a cow or shear a sheep?

Would you rather rollerblade into a bear den or water-ski over a shark tank?

Would you rather be able to climb a tree like a squirrel or dig burrows like a mole?

Would you rather hug a koala bear or a panda?

Would you rather pet a tarantula or a snake?

Would you rather never use toothpaste again or deodorant again?

Would you rather never floss or never shave?

Would you rather never wash your hair or never clip your nails?

Would you rather wear the same socks for a month or the same underwear for a week?

Would you rather do 100 push-ups or 300 sit-ups?

Would you rather never get sweaty or never get sore?

Would you rather have strong arms and weak legs or weak arms and strong legs?

Would you rather receive a handwritten letter or a flirty pic?

Would you rather be the little or big spoon?

Would you rather send aflirty textor say it in person?

Would you rather date someone younger than you or older than you?

Would you rather never be able to kiss your partner again or never be able to hug them again?

Would you rather your partner constantly be running 15 minutes late or a half hour early?

Would you rather have kids or travel the world?

Would you ratherstay in for every date nightor go out for every date night?

Would you rather outlive your partner or have your partner outlive you?

Would you rather have regularly scheduled date nights or be spontaneous?

Would you rather I become best friends with my ex, or best friends with yours?

Would you rather celebrate lots of little relationship milestones or just one big one every year?

Would you rather have a partner with a possibly life-threatening job or a totally time-consuming job?

Would you rather never have to shower again or never have to use the bathroom again?

Would you rather have a 9 a.m. meeting every morning or a 5 p.m. meeting every afternoon?

Would you rather have a job that lets you travel or a job that lets youwork from home?

Would you rather have a job with a lot of routine tasks or a job that varies daily?

Would you rather have a high-paying job that you dislike or a lower-paying job you love?

Would you rather work with a small team of experts or a large team with diverse skill sets?

Would you rather sell an organ or empty out your entire bank account?

Would you rather have money or time?

Would you rather win a million dollars or earn a million dollars?

Would you rather be a millionaire or have yourdream jobthat doesnt pay well?

Would you rather get rich in a way that upsets your family or just make enough money to live?

Would you rather have a major pay raise or move to the place of your dreams?

Win $10,000 or have your best friend win $100,000?

Would you rather spill coffee on your shirt every time you drink it or never drink coffee again?

Would you rathergive up caffeineor alcohol forever?

Would you rather live in a big city or in the countryside?

Would you rather go on a road trip or go backpacking?

Would you rather have an Italian accent or anEnglish accent?

Would you rather be known for being attractive or being funny?

Would you rather be the smartest person in the room or the funniest person in the room?

Would you rather only be able to text or call me for the rest of your life?

Would you rather watch horror movies or cartoons?

Would you rather give up your cell phone or your video games?

Would you rather only watch Pixar movies or only watch Disney movies?

Would you rather go on a game show or a reality show?

Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance along to every song you hear?

Would you rather be able to teleport or fly?

Would you rather be able to read peoples minds or tell the future?

Would you rather have the power to change the past or control the future?

Would you rather have a pause or rewind person in your life?

Would you rather have three great friends or 20 average friends?

Would you rather have people spread a terrible lie about you or have people spread terrible buttruetales about you?

Would you rather be rich with no friends or poor and popular?

Would you rather have tons of mediocre friends or one really loyal dog?

Would you rather make a movie about your most embarrassing moment or publish your diary?

Would you rather never speak to your ex again or become good friends?

Would you rather wear the same outfit for a year or switch closets with someone of your mothers choice?

Would you rather wear only gold or silver for the rest of your life?

Would you rather wear only DIY clothing or neon onesies printed with texts from your mom for a month?

Would you rather wear a hula hoop for an earring or dental floss for underwear for a year?

Would you rather always look outdated or awkwardly futuristic?

Would you rather always know the truth, no matter how painful, or live in blissful ignorance?

Would you prefer to be remembered as successful or as kind?

Lose all of the money youve earned this year or lose all of the memories youve gained this year?

Have the lights on or off if you knew the room was full of snakes?

Would you rather have birthday presents or birthday experiences?

Would you rather have birthday cake-flavored steak or steak-flavored birthday cake?

Would you rather befamous on TikTokor on YouTube?

Would you rather go on tour with your favorite band or star in your own movie?

Would you rather be famous and disliked, or not well known but liked by your circle?

Would you rather have the perfectfirst dateor the perfect wedding day?

Would you rather be with the same person for most of your life or with many different people?

Would you rather have your heart broken or break someone else’s heart?

Would you rathercheatand be caught or be cheated on and never be told?

Would you rather never age mentally or never age physically?

Would you rather never age and live forever or live aBenjamin Buttonlife and age in reverse?

Would you rather pay $20 for next-day shipping or get free shipping but it takes three weeks?

Would you rather not eat your favorite meal ever again or have to eat only that meal forever?

Would you rather have sheets made of American cheese, or floors made of raw hamburger?

Would you rather not be able to tell a lie, or not be able to tell the truth?

Would you rather always be able to know when someone is lying to you or never know?

Would you rather everyone think youre lying when youre telling the truth or only be able to tell lies?

Would you rather have six kids or zero?

Would you rather have one iPad kid or six certified, pasture-raised almond children?

Would you rather live in a cozy cabin in the mountains or a modern beachfront villa?

Would you rather live in a tiny house with all modern amenities or a mansion with no electricity?

Would you rather have no windows or no running water?

Would you rather have a small kitchen or a small living room?

Would you rather have a home that has a tiki bar or a movie theater?

Would you rather have a home with a hot tub or a tennis court?

Would you rather only wear monochrome outfits for the rest of your life or only wear clashing patterns?

Would you rather wear an outfit that’s a size too small or a size too big?

Would you rather only wear black and white for the rest of your life or only wear neon colors?

Would you rather have a wardrobe full of vintage clothing from the 1920s or futuristic clothing from the 2120s?

Would you rather wear a wedding dress every day or a swimsuit every day?

Would you rather be underdressed at a fancy gala or overdressed at a casual party?

Would you rather dress inappropriately for the season every day or match with your partner every day?

Would you rather wear the same outfit every day or eat the same food every day?

Would you rather spend a week exploring a busy city or relaxing on a quiet beach?

Would you rather stay in a luxury hotel with no Wi-Fi or a hostel with perfect Wi-Fi?

Would you rather visit 15 countries in Europe in one month or spend a month in one country?

Would you rather have a fully planned itinerary for your trip or spontaneously decide what to do each day?

Would you rather travel to places known for their food or their beaches?

Would you rather visit famous tourist attractions or discover hidden gems?

Would you rather travel to a destination where it’s always summer or always winter?

Would you rather have an aisle seat but no legroom or a middle seat with tons of legroom?

Would you rather never use Instagram again or never watch another TV show?

Would you rather have unlimited free Wi-Fi wherever you go or never have to charge your devices again?

Would you rather have a self-driving car or a robot assistant that can do all household chores?

Would you rather live without the internet for a week or go without your phone for a week?

Would you rather give up all social media or the ability to text?

Would you rather have unlimited data storage or an unlimited battery life?

Would you rather only communicate through emojis or memes?

Would you rather only communicate with family and friends through Instagram DMs or FaceTime?

Would you rather your phone be stuck in Comic Sans or all caps?

Would you rather have a hot drink during a heat wave or a cold drink on a snowy day?

Would you rather give up alcohol or soda forever?

Would you rather only spend the rest of your life only drinking water or drinking anything but water?

Would you rather give up soda or fruit juice forever?

Would you rather have an energy drink that boosts your mood or one that increases your productivity?

Would you rather explore the ocean in a submarine or go to the moon?

Would you rather go on an African safari adventure or trek through the Amazon rainforest?

Would you rather take a road trip through every state in the U.S. or every country in Europe?

Would you rather go skydiving or bungee jumping?

Would you rather star-gaze during a meteor shower or a lunar eclipse?