Upon Further Inspection
Dating apps, youve met your match.
ICYMI:The autumnal equinox happened on Sept. 22, so its officially fall.
If you think it came early this year, thats because theweather really has no strict pattern anymore.
Is it someone whos just tall, or do you want them to also be nice?
Can you date another Brad even though youve been with four already?
Use the simultaneous retrogrades to reflect on these choices before cuffing the first person you meet.
Dont Focus Too Much On Money
Dont worry about your partners wealth.
Get Vaxxed
Get your COVID booster in a very central area of your city.
Flirt with the person sitting next to you theres something hot about caring for yourself and others.
Bring that up explicitly.
If theyre turned on, too, theyre ready to be cuffed.
And even if you dont want to cuff someone this fall,get a COVID booster anyway.
Understand Not Everyone Can Like You
Be as omnipresent as thelanternfly.
At first glance, it looks like an invasive pest.
At second, third, and fourth glances, too.
But with a closer look?
Its actually somethingmany people want to protect and a select few choose to love.
Thats all you need: a select few.
You dont need broad appeal, and trying to obtain that could exhaust you this cuffing season.
You dont need to be a Golden Retriever, a tiny, crimson bug is enough.
Be Ready To Move Quickly
You know how sometimes its randomly 70 degrees in January?
The faster you partner up, the faster you leave first dates behind.
Recognize That Potential Partners Are Everywhere
Vote in person.
Just dont talk about politics.
Dont Be Too Quick To Judge
First impressions can be misleading.
Regardless, things change.
What you see is not always what you get.
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This article was originally published onSep.
