I Tried it
Would my boyfriend be overcome with wild desire?
Ever since I tried a sample of Thierry Angels Mugler, Ive been hooked on the intoxicating old-school fragrance.
And its not because I love thethickly sweet, vanilla-bergamot-jasmine concoction.
I love Angel because men are drawn to me like cats to a laser when I wear it.
Ive been stopped at bars, parties, the dentist’s officeeven walking down the street.
And my BF never hesitates to turn into a complete horndog when I wear it.
So I did not think it was humanely possible for anything to top this man-eating scent.
Until I saw Pure Instincts Pheromone Oil onTikTok.
Effects include but are not limited to causing sexual arousal.
Who do I trust more, scientists or people on TikTok?
Could this oil turn me into a man-attracting magnet?
Most importantly, would my boyfriend be overcome with wild desire every time he sees me?
Time to find out.
What Is Pure Instincts Pheromone Oil?
Pure Instinctlaunched this fragrance in 1985, dubbing it The Original.
What Do The Reviews Say?
Reviewers on Amazon raved about the oil, leading me to wonder where its been my whole life.
Spoiler alert… Its raining men up in here, one wrote.
With a fruity mango musk scent, the fragrance was pleasant enough and not too overpowering.
However, its nothing that I would normally opt for.
Nonetheless, a light wind will make my boyfriend horny, so the bar is pretty low.
I was disappointed, but it was too soon to write off the oil.
Perhaps we just needed a change of environment.
This wasnt just about sex.
It was about animal instincts!
On my first attempt, hed had all the excitement I have while being stuck in traffic.
I prayed to Meg Thee Stallion, hoping this time would be different.
The Final Results
You look amazing, he said enthusiastically.
I eyed him suspiciously, the way my dog looks at the neighbors cat.
Was it my new dress or Pure Instincts pheromone oil?
No secret bathroom sex.
No dramatically clearing the salmon off the table so we could hop on top of it.
So maybe, in this case, the lackluster results are a good thing.
It seems the elixir is more of a placebo than a love potion.
After all, we have done some pretty wild things.
No pheromone oil needed.
This article was originally published onDec.
