Cult of Celebeauty
Harry Styles, MGK, and Tyler The Creator all launched nail polishes.
How do they stack up?
Because they were all from famous celebrities.
Ill buy pretty muchanything a celebrity tells me to, but I was dubious.
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From the outset, Pleasing felt intentional, tasteful, and purpose-driven.
Pleasing is serving meGoop-ified, Z-ellenial, genderqueer brand energy and Im honestly here for it.
The bottles of nail polish are easily the most stunning bottles I have ever seen in my life.
Essie and OPI are literally shaking.
The marbled, orb-like tops have a soothing, hefty, gorgeous look and feel.
Theres something undeniably sensual about the packaging.
Inky Pearls was my favorite it had an unexpected, subtle blue glitter shift that popped in certain lights.
I was intrigued by the sheer Pearly Tops shade.
Two swipes on my bare nails imparted a sheer, iridescent, my-nails-but-yaasified-jot down finish.
Perhaps it was Harrys answer to the cult classicDior Nail Glow?
I could absolutely imagine Harrys GF Olivia Wilde (who rocked short, bare nails in herFebruaryVoguecover story!)
Harry says the serum is inspired by Japanese female pearl divers and their fresh, shining skin.
Thats just f*cking chic.
On my skin, it left a slightly tacky and subtly shimmery finish.
Look at those glittery mica chunks!
I had to rub it in a bunch to ensure all the chunks of shimmer were dissolved.
Pleasing Pen
The Pleasing Pen was a double-ended demi-matte lip oil and hydrating eye gel.
Both ends had a cooling metal rollerball applicator that I absolutely appreciate in any product.
I tried the eye gel under my belovedDieux eye masks, and it left a soothing, hydrating sensation.
After I removed the patches I even felt a tingle!
The lip oil sat on top of my crusty winter lips and never fully sank in.
I could easily see this working for Harry though because hes perfect and probably doesnt have crusty winter lips.
Who Its For:Honestly?
Boyfriend on Pleasing:The packaging reminds me of a butt plug.
Or a glass pipe.
Or an elegant chess piece.
(Its pronounced Undone, because vowels are straightedge, duh).
UN/DN is specifically designed to be gender-inclusive and champion self-expression.
The messaging is as aggressive and evocative as aMegan Fox Instagram poem.
The aesthetic feels very early 00s, emo LiveJournal page, which I kind of jadore.
With all due respect to Mr.
Gun Kelly, I was let down by the bottles themselves.
The component felt cheaply made and looked generic.
The lids squeaked when I opened and closed them.
Maybe he was just busy drinking Megan Foxs blood or something?
Ill give him a pass.
I was truly amazed at the shade range currently 18 and counting!
It reminded me of the Blackest Paint in the World that Ive seen go viral onTikTok.
My absolute favorite products from UN/DN were theseconfetti-esque topcoatsthat are meant to replicate a paint splatter effect.
It reminds me of a store youd see in a mall.
Golf La Fleur By Tyler The Creator
Everything about Tyler the Creator is cool.
And the launch of his new lifestyle brandGolf La Fleuris as cool as youd expect.
Its store is located on a mountain in Malibu, but the location of the store is ever-changing.
The store itself is a nomad.
Its so cool that I have literally no idea where it is or how to find it.
Theyre exactly the kinds of eclectic, colorful shades I would seek out to add to my rainbow collection.
The bottles are a little Dr. Seuss-ian in the best way.
Theyre cheery, surreal works of art that are unlike anything Ive ever seen before.
I tried the two colors and I very much enjoyed and appreciated them.
Boyfriend on Golf La Fleur:The colors remind me of the Dumb and Dumber suits.
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