Celebrity

Were you even famous in 2021 if you didnt have your very own libation?

I mean, were you even famous in 2021 if you didnt have your very own libation?

Managing Deuxmoi makes it hard to avoid the almost monthly launches of new celebrity liquor brands.

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This made me super interested about which celeb-owned alcohol isactuallyworth drinking.

(AKA,A bitch was curious.)

Read on to see how each celeb wine fared.

Sarah Jessica Parker: Invivo X Sauvignon Blanc

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Rating: 1 WineGlass

Hampton Water has bite and a bit of an aftertaste.

It was highly acidic, thus triggering my personal acid reflux issue.

Jon Bon Jovi: Hampton Water Rosé

However, we all loved the glass cork and thought the overall packaging was very chic.

Ours said: “My name is Snoop D-O-double G and I love R-O-S-E”.

The dark coloring of this wine looks like someone left a Jolly Rancher in a cup of water.

Snoop Dogg: 19 Crimes Snoop Cali Rosé

And while it doesnt have that candys strawberry flavor its still sweet like a dessert wine.

Its perfect for babes with a sweet tooth.

B & C, however, werenotfans of the label.

Lisa Vanderpump: Vanderpump Rosé

(Its floral-heavy design reminded them of potpourri.)

Because while LVP clearly knows good wine, the aesthetic doesnt match the quality of the content.

It’s very subtle and dry but with a bit of an aftertaste.

Julianne Hough & Nina Dobrev: Fresh Vine Rosé

The wine itself is citrusy and acidic, while still maintaining a perfect mix of being not-too-sweet and not-too-dry.

John, are we right?

Slide into my DMs and let me know.

John Legend: LVE Rosé

Avaline issoclean tasting that it has inspired us to start a cleanse next week.

Avaline makes us want to go to pilates in the morning.

(Were not going to, but it makes us want to.)

Cameron Diaz & Katherine Power: Avaline White Wine

Avaline tastes like it wont give you a hangover.

Its the perfect wine for LA moms, and your friend who loves to juice.

9 goes down like a Rolls Royce on a smooth highway.

Post Malone: Maison No. 9 Rosé

It’s light, with no aftertaste, and paired nicely with the cheese plate B made for us.

(Particularly with a truffle goat cheese.)

Who knew Posty would know his rose?!

Rating: 4 Wine Glasses

This article was originally published onDec.