For The Right Reasons
Over the course of 25 seasons, there have been over 600 limo exits.
We watched every single one of them.
So your Limo Exit will be the last part of the game over which you have complete control.
But in reality we found that there are only eight types of Limo Exits.
The Grand Entrance (or Grandy)
This is the Cadillac of Limo Exits.
Nothing demands attention and respect like the brazen ostentation and excessive spectacle of a Grandy.
Due to the elaborate preproduction associated with the Grandy, the Producers only allow for a handful each season.
The TOT requires you to exit the limo in some form of costume, full or partial.
The TOT has never produced a single Ring Winner.
The performance is usually an attempt at a comedic pre-scripted one-liner, but not always.
Jokeless Stand-Ups include songs, dances, athletic flourishes, and monologues.
This intrinsic human delight is what the Kringle attempts to exploit.
The array of possible gifts is as big as your imagination.
These activities can range from comedic to overtly romantic in nature and everything in between.
The Sidecar
The rarest and most exotic of all Limo Exit strategies is beyond doubt the Sidecar.
Only a handful have ever been attempted and for good reason.
A Blandys strength, if it has any at all, lies in its simplicity.
Copyright 2022 by Chad Kultgen and Lizzy Pace.
This chapter has been edited for length.
This article was originally published onJan.
