TV & Movies

Snap my neck, M3GAN.

Death by Killer Doll is, in a word, exquisite.

Here you are, a silly little person whos probably had a fairly boring life.

M3gan from ‘M3GAN’ and the killer doll from ‘Squid Game.'

Horrifying and absurd, just like life!

This, my good people, is art of the highest order.

And naturally, its only sought out by the most discerning clientele.

Chucky with an ax in “Seed of Chucky” directed by Don Mancini, 2003.

Ready to join this elite club?

First things first: Time to choose a doll.

Chucky

Listen, Chuckys… fine.

Annabelle at the premiere of Warner Bros’ “Annabelle Comes Home."

He has name recognition, and his highlight reel is undeniably impressive.

I guess what Im saying is, at this point, Chuckys just a little past his prime.

He probably uses Cameo to book his murders.

The doll in ‘Squid Game.'

You Me Dad?vibes.

The unnamed giantess is an absolute scene stealer, a consummate killing machine in knee-high socks and saddle shoes.

That said, youd definitely want to make sureSquid Gamedoesnt have her under an exclusive contract.

Talky Tina in ‘The Twilight Zone.'

M3GAN

Finally, we have arrived at the woman of the hour.

She is strong.She is the Moment.

You just cant do better than our TikTok dancing queen.

M3GAN, the star of ‘M3GAN.'

She knows that she is better than you, and you know it, too.