Festive & Frisky
Giving “naughty or nice” a whole new meaning.
Its not just the start of the holiday season its the start of the horniest season.
In these frigid months, hormones rage, mulled wine flows like water, and the holiday hookups abound.
Baby, havent you heard its cold outside?
I had a couple drinks and eventually walked up to her.
We stared at each other for a few seconds without saying anything.
She was surrounded by this group of dudes, but I didnt notice them.
I leaned in and kissed her, and she kissed me back.
Then all of a sudden I felt this third person, some random guy, start kissing us both.
But and I hate to admit this!
it was also kind of hot.
I went back in, a little dejected, and felt a tap on my shoulder.
It was the guy.
He said he couldnt find the other woman but invited me to come back to his place anyway.
Frankie, 28
I have a love of hooking up in public, especially in bathrooms.
It was New Years Eve, and I went to this bar where a lot of my friends work.
I told my boyfriend ahead of time that I wanted to have sex in the bathroom.
We went downstairs into the bathroom and he ate me out.
He was, like, very obsessed with my armpit hair.
I think he literally licked my armpits.
Chrissy, 29
I was coming home from college and hitting up all my sneaky links.
We started making out when he heard footsteps, and he told me to get under his bed.
I Navy SEAL rolled off his bed and crawled underneath it.
I overheard his conversation with his dad about coming upstairs to be with family.
When the door shut, I crawled out and was like, I gotta go.
It was 20 degrees, and I didnt have a jacket.
I thought I was going to freeze to death in this mans shrubbery.
Eventually, I made a run for my car.
The next day, I went to another mans family home.
We were going at it in his living room, and he was trying to rip my clothes off.
He pushed me a little with excitement, and I knocked the Christmas tree over.
He lunged to catch it, but half the ornaments shattered on the floor.
I accidentally forgot my T-shirt.
I never got my T-shirt back.
Despite our awkward situation, he still flew to spend the holiday with me like wed planned.
I always thought of him as an annoying, little-brother throw in, but I said sure.
I offered to pick them up.
When I got home, I texted him to say that.
He said he felt the same.
The next night, he went down on me for 20 minutes before we had sex.
It was insanely hot.
Katrina*, 30
I had an incredibly traumatic first relationship in high school.
During our first Christmas break in college, his best friend texted and asked me to hang out.
Hed always been nice to me so I agreed.
Now my exs best friend will always have to remember me as one of his best hookups.
*Name has been changed
