Upon Further Inspection
An actual prompt: January 6 was…
Its wedding season again!
Actually, its not, which is why my third-cousins November wedding is unusual.
Fortunately, Peter Thiel has my back.
It seems that even after stepping down from Facebook, he hasnt given up on right-wing dating apps.
People say there are almost no female users.
Oh, and some users have claimed they actually did getcalls from the FBI.
The Right Stuff currently has an average rating of 2.6 stars in the App Store.
It just launched, though Im sure theyll work out the kinks in no time.
The FBI must have something better to do, right?
If youre my dream wedding date, shoot me a line.
Especially if you like dancing!
(The app gave me exactly two options and warned me it could not be changed later.)
(Unlike sex, Iamallowed to change this later and I will if I meet a 5-foot-6 king.
Id never want to emasculate a man by towering one whole inch over him.)
(No ones checking, right?)
(OK, those are the names of my cats.
No one will know.)
Joe Brandons never been elected to sh*t!!!
If Loving This is Wrong, I Dont Want to be Right:America.
My Favorite Conservative Pundit Is:Does Jenna Bush count as a pundit?
Either way, shes on TV a lot and shes adorable.
Within five minutes of finishing my profile, I had eight spam emails from a sex site called FlirtyMature.
This could, of course, be just a coincidence.
yo invite me to The Right Stuff.
I dont want to go to this wedding alone.
