Fashion
My 38K bra size is not on trend.
To put it boldly, Ive always had giant breasts.
They developed early and with abandon.
you’re free to probably guess what came next.
Fortunately, I havent internalized those mean girls disdain.
I like my breasts, especially my nipples.
You, dear reader, would be lucky to experience them!
But youll have to take my word for it.
Because, I love wearing a bra, and I wont let the fashion world tell me otherwise.
This yearsfree the nipple trendwas the defining fashion moment of red carpets andrunwaysalike.
Its fun and daring, but it is not for everyone and its certainly not for me.
But my community is, uh, a little different.
Take the local bar in my 26,000-person town not exactly a nip-friendly environment.
Exhibit A: Kim Kardashian just brought the look to us normies withSkims built-in nipple bra.
My breasts are so heavy I need the support of a well-constructed bra that fits properly.
Otherwise, simple activities like bending over or going down stairs can be painful.
Though many consider wearing one restricting, a bra actually gives memorefreedom.
For people with large breasts, a well-designed bra is a feat of engineering.
(I consider my boobs women in STEM.)
It provides comfort, freedom of movement, and relief from back pain.
Leonardo da Vinciwisheshe had conceivedElomis Matildabra, andFreyas High-Octaneis arguably more useful than anything Benjamin Franklin has given us.
IfHarper Wildes Bliss bralettehad fallen on Isaac Newton, generations of lives would have been changed.
(Whats the point of discovering gravity if youre not going to help outheavy boobs?)
So no offense,Hailey Bieber& co., but Im going to comfortably sit this trend out.
