Celebrity

V-Day marks victory for florists in Calabasas.

We all know the saying the devil works hard but Kris Jenner works harder.

Nobody does a holiday like this gloriously over-the-top family.

Kardashians

Halloween isnt just one night, its a weeks worth of grid-worthy costumes.

Birthdays are cause toconstruct a full-on carnivalin their backyard.

(Or rent a private island.)

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But what do these events have in common, besides an endless barrage of Instagrams?

When it comes to flowers, the Kardashians live by one simple rule: more ismore.

Come Valentines Day, each sisters home transforms into its very own botanical gardens.

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Be it through flower walls, hanging roses from the ceiling, or hedge-size sculptures made of peonies.

Now imagine purchasing enough of those to fill a Calabasas mega-mansion?!

Blink 182, it might be time to start touring again.

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Below, I attempt to make sense of the Kardashian boyfriends seemingly exorbitant floral budget.

From Travis Barkers Disneyfied take on Leathams classic roses, to Devin Bookers… lackluster efforts.

Kendall Prom-Ready Bouquet

Kendall Jenner has been dating NBA player Devin Booker sincesometime in 2020.

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Grand enough to measure up against the competition?

Estimated Cost:$20, the average price of a bouquet at Whole Foods.

(Who can forget the time thatScott filled every square inch of Kylies house with rose petals?)

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Estimated cost:$20,000.

Estimated cost:$40,000.

Flying solo this year, her family stepped up and sent Khloe her fair share of flowers.

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There was a bouquet from Penelope; a heart emblazoned bundle from the Scott-Jenner household.

Then there was a truly surprising display of affection…pink roses from Pete Davidson.

And so far, Im pleasantly surprised.

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Estimated cost:$10,000.

In Calabasas, nothing comes cheap.

To which all I can say is, no comment.

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Estimated cost:Who cares?

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