Cult of Celebeauty

Yes, I tried Ellen Degeneres $28 exfoliator.

That someone is me.

Ahead, I test and review four of the buzziest (and most random) celebrity beauty offerings.

Kylie Baby / Rinna Beauty / Kind Science beauty products

Read on for my honest thoughts.

The first time I used it, the entire lip balm broke off into my hand.

Sadly, all I was left with by the end of the day was a super dry pout.

Rinna Beauty Lip Kits

Like, planet Arrakis-level dry.

Nevertheless, anything from Rinna Beauty would make a campy gift for theRHOBHfan in your life.

Who Its For:RHOBHstans whose lips believe that Erika Jayne is innocent.

No Apologies Lip Kit

Halseys About-Face

Confession: I know very little about Halsey.

Something called a fractal glitter eye paint?

), bold shade range, and cyber-grunge 90s aesthetic.

Big Stick Energy Lip Enhancer

About-Face products are not for the faint of heart.

The matte fluid eye paint is like Glossier Skywashs very aggressive, very horny, very loud younger sister.

The Shadowstick delivers the same color pop, albeit in a less intense formula.

About-Face Matte Eye Paints and Caroline Goldfarb

If youre a color-lover like me, About-Face is definitely worth checking out.

Kylie Jenners Kylie Baby

Im an unabashed KardashJenner consumer.

And theres the packagingthe muted tones of millennial pink and baby blue feel a little uninspired.

Matte Fluid Eye Paint - Replicant

We get it its for babies, you dont have to be so on the nose about it.

Who Its For: Babies/adults with sensitive skin who follow multiple Kravis Instagram accounts.

Say what you will about Ellenshes got aglowabout her.

Shadowstick in 2002 Pearly Cloud Blue

It cant all be from the dancing!

Kind Science is robust, covering all the bases in a skin care routine.

My first impression of the product, though, underwhelming.

Kylie Baby products and Caroline Goldfarb

The jar felt notably small at 1.7 oz, especially considering its priced at a mid-range $38.

The neck cream itself was also meh.

The brands micro-exfoliant was better creamy but loaded with tiny volcanic sand and bamboo silk granules and brightening AHAs.

Gentle Shampoo

I will be using it to exfoliate my knees in the shower.

Thank you, Ellen!

This article was originally published onDec.

Moisturizing Lotion

Kind Science Scrub and Caroline Goldfarb

Micro Exfoliant+

Eye Cream