Food

An open letter toYellowjackets Shauna.

Dear Shauna,

Lets cut right to the meat of the matter: You ate someone.

Theres no point in dwelling on the past or in regurgitating your meal.

Samantha Hanratty as Teen Misty, Kevin Alves as Teen Travis, Courtney Eaton as Teen Lottie and Sophi…

The deed is done; none of us can change the past.

So boil yourself a helping of bone broth, and lets consider how to move forward.

Much easier to think on a full stomach, huh!

Its only natural to feel a bang out of way the morning after.

Its important to indulge these feelings, digest them, and let them pass through you.

You are not a bad; you just did an (arguably) bad thing.

Know that you are not the first person to eat a person.

There have been plenty ofcultures throughout historyin which cannibalism was considered perfectly acceptable.

Much like love, hunger makes us do crazy things.

Also recall, you were not the only person to take of the forbidden fruit.

All of your friends did, too!

Only your coach refrained (What, he thinks hes better than you?

And after you all helped him recover from an emergency amputation?)

Plus, it was really an accident.

You hadntmeantto roast your friends frozen corpse; nature just conveniently provided ideal cooking conditions.

(Speaking of holiness, you know who famously endorsed eating people?

Jesus Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath eternal life Christ.

Breathe in, breathe out.

Meditate on what youve learned let it course through you, as Jackies nourishment now flows through your veins.

Now, doesnt that feel better?