Reality TV
A beginners guide to the wild world of SUR.
It was the wildest, silliest, pettiest reality television scandal since Kim Kardashians 72-day marriage.
But how to go about doing it?
First of all, every episode isstreaming on Peacock.
(The short answer: a lot.)
Its employees are called SURvers.
We have SUR bartenderJax Taylor, the shows villain, a narcissistic pathological liar and a serial cheater.
Somehow, youll love him.
The only other core cast member from the first season is the aforementionedScheana Marie Shay Marie Davies Carrington Colby.
Ten years later, she has finally given up trying to get into their good graces.
Now that you know what youre getting into, there is only one question left.
The crazy thing is,KatieandKristentake Jaxs side and tell Stassi that Jax didnt cheat on her.
This gambit does not work.
He certainlydoesnt regret that now.
After denying it all season, Jax finally admits it.
Stassi throws a party so she can share the news with everyone and humiliate Kristen publicly.
Thats just how we do at SUR.
Scheana releases a single, Good as Gold, which is a legit bop.
He refers to himself as the White Kanye without irony.
What ever happened to customer service?
Kristen, who Lisa always hated, finally gets fired from SUR but stays on the show.
Always storming out in a huff,Stassileaves SUR and the show mid-season to move to New York.
Oh man, this is getting too real.
Mid-season,Stassicomes back from New York with her tail between her legs and asex tape scandalon the horizon.
ThenKatietells Scheana that she cant be a bridesmaid if shes friends with Lala, so she freezes her out.
Kristen does comedy; it ends badly.Jameshas a new girlfriend namedRaquel.
She looks like a collab between Bambi, Hello Kitty, and a generic lip plumper.
The night ends with Lisa offering to go into business with Tom and Tom onTom Tom.
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The group is thrown into a tizzy when we find out thatJaxcheated onBrittanywith his old coworkerFaith.
Brittany forgives Jax and they get back together.
Why is he with Stassi?LalatellsJames new girlfriend,Raquel, that hes been cheating.
The Toms arrive in a motorcycle with a side car.
The fallow period begins.
WhenJaxtells Lisa that its his show, she gets her revenge byfiring him and his wife Brittany.
This is the show in its COVID era.
The restaurants are closed.
Why are we even following these yahoos?
It is the only thing more deadening than sitting alone in your home not having theme parties.
It seemed to do the trick.
Were Schwartz andRaquelreally into each other, or was that plotline him covering up for his best friendSandoval?
Even before the Scandoval has fully unraveled, this has already been a gift from the reality gods.
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