Name ‘Em

The Bravo dictionary added some new classics this year.

At this point,Bravo has become a language, andHousewivesshould be paid as writers for inventing that vocabulary.

Here are 13 of 2023s best Housewives zingers, catchphrases, and downright wacky quotes.

The 13 Best Real Housewives One-Liners Of 2023

Im on play all the time.

A couple of my friends are moving to Tribeca, this neighborhoods really up and coming.

TriBeCa (as its formally punctuated) is, in fact, Manhattans most expensive neighborhood.

Lisa Barlow on ‘The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’

Is that Juan Dixon, playa playa from the Himalayas?

God bless Candiaces brain.

You called me a pornography!

Denise Richards on ‘RHOBH’

Whitney Rose did not, in fact, call Mary Cosby a pornography onRHOSLC, as she initially thought.

But it did make for a memorable quote.

Thank you.

Heather Dubrow on The Real Housewives of Orange County

I have to post my liposuction or I wont get paid.

Im shoeless, you guys.

Angie Katsenevas can relate, after Jen Shah famouslythrew her $1500 shoesoff a boat in Season 3.

Meredith Marks on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

Thats not your mama, is it?

The wuuuuumorssss and naaaasssstinesssssss about her.

Dont come after my bathtub!

Name em!

Honorary mention: Youre a worm with a mustache!

  • James Kennedy

James Kennedy is not a Real Housewife, meaning hes technically not eligible for this list.

If it wasworthy of a Bravo award, its also worthy of an honorable mention.