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Because reading is what?
Usually, everyones in on the joke, so its all in good fun.
Angeria Paris VanMichaels Reads
1.
Angeria to Lady Camden in the Reading Challenge: Lady Cameltoe.
Next time you want to be masculine on the runway, leave the mustache at home.
Your jawline is enough.
Then I guess that means the joke wasnt funny.
But, yeah, the joke wasnt funny.
Boscos Reads
4.
Ive been told to go home more times than Michelle [Visage] every time she visits the UK.
You have some really weird criteria in there.
She wanted to be buried on the catwalk, and she wanted all of you to be her pallbearers.
That way you could let her down on the runway one last time.
Bosco aboutDeJas Greek goddess ensemble: I find DeJas look to be…whelming?
Daya Bettys Reads
7.
Thats your body, whatever.
But I wasnt shading you on that.
I was just shading you because your outfit was bad.
Daya Betty after Jorgeous won the Design Challenge: I am very proud of you Jorgeous.
That is the sexiest napkin Ive ever seen you in.
I knocked over someones powder.
Ill buy you a new one.
/Daya: With what?
Lady Camden:Knock knock.
/Judges:Whos there?
/Lady Camden:I dont know, but Michelles a whore.
Lady Camden: The Muppets are here!
A bunch of ugly monsters that only come to life when theres a hand up their ass.
Willow Pills Reads
13.
We have Bosco, who looks like the child of Kurt [Cobain] and Courtney [Love].
Daya, who looks like the child of Ozzy and Sharon [Osbourne].
And we have Camden, who looks like the child of a brother and sister.
Willow Pill about Dayas jokes: Dayas taking so long to get to every punchline.
Its like, not only was it not funny, but you wasted my time.
But she could blow us away, I have no idea.
I mean, well see, uh, mmm, well, I dont know.
The Best Reads From Eliminated Queens
18.
Kornbread: So what kind of drag do you do?
Are you a performer?
Dancer?/Alyssa Hunter: I do everything.
Im a versatile queen.
/Kornbread: Let me tell you.
When people be like, they like to do everything, they cut to them not doing everything.
Jorgeous: My first impression of Maddy is very …
I want to see what else you got.
Alyssa Hunter about Boscos entrance look: Bosco looks like an angry Minnie Mouse.
/Kerri Colby: How crazy would it be if you learned how to be quiet?
Kerri in the Reading Challenge:Miss Jasmine Mouth Almighty.
You know, I am so glad that on this journey, you have found…your silence.
Jasmine: Whats your key in of drag?
/Lady Camden: Im sort of like the sixth member of the Spice Girls.
/Maddy Morphosis: Old Spice.
Jorgeous in the Reading Challenge: Jasmine Kennedie.
Why do you look so old, but you are so young?
You are the definition of white do crack.
Condragulations youre the winner of this weeks challenge.
Jasmine about DeJas cheerleader sketch for the talent show: Its … eh?
I dont know, girl, shes doing something.
Jasmine: When Jorgeous starts singing, it is like nails on a chalkboard.
Jasmine: Oh my god, Jorgeous is a chihuahua yapping at someones ankles.
DeJa: I actually have never taken a dance class.
/Jorgeous: I can tell.
Speaking of ugly, do you want to meet our panelists?
Jasmine: I feel so pretty.
Like I genuinely feel pretty.
/Daya: A drag queens best feature is delusion.
DeJa: I dont know whats going on, but all the girls are struggling right now.
There are very few jokes coming out.
Like, theres no funny.
/Daya: Eye roll.
Eyes rolling in the back of my head.
Jasmine has been in the bottom three times now.
The Best Reads From The Judges & More
36.
RuPaul during the Snatch Game: As Trinity the Tuck said, Where are the jokes?!
Shes gonna be coming for you, because you look like a younger version of her.
Did I just say that?
RuPaul: Here you are in the Top 5.
/Daya: You know what, I saw myself being here for sure.
/RuPaul: You did.
/Daya: I did, for sure.
/RuPaul: I did not.
/Daya: Rus already reading me!
