Hollywood, Are You Listening?
We know Hollywood is allergic to original ideas, but at least it can tackle ageism.
So, why stop there?
I mean, if they can doYoung Sheldon, we can certainly tryOld Malcolm in the Middle, right?
And I dont understand it at all.
I mean, whats all this stuff about ageism in Hollywood?
How did I get left out of it?
Dick Van Dykes still around; can we get them in a show together?
If old people want to work, I have some ideas for them.
But this time, no immunity idols.
These old coots made it through polio; they dont need dolls to survive.
In this series, my dad tries to turn a JPG into a PDF without calling me.
It takes the entire 45 minutes, and somehow hes made it a GIF.
You thought theteens of Rosewoodhad secrets, but just imagine what an early bird special A could dig up.
Personally Id very much like to knowwhat exactly happened to Natalie Wood!
It was at senior swim at the Y.
Seems like a short story, right?
Not the way he tells it!
5.My Super Sweet 66
Whats so hard about being 16?
Come on, you dont even have to pay bills or vote.
You know whats not easy?
Being 66 in an economy where Social Security isnt what it used to be.
So lets throw these sexagenarians the parties of their dreams.
Unlikethe original MTV showabout minors, these parties can have open bars.
Theyre all on Medicare.
Like, why are they so stressed about sandwiches?
NotTrue Bloodadults, notWhat We Do in the Shadowsadults, I mean old people.
What would it be like to be 60 forever?
Everyvampireis always like, Yeah, I met Napoleon, and I was roommates with Jack the Ripper.
It makes no sense.
Just because youre on the planet at the same time as someone doesnt mean you know them.
8.Americas Next Top Model
No twist on this one.
I just think it would be fun to watch old people do modeling challenges.
She buys you adish rackthat you absolutely hate but end up using anyway.
Wheres the Monster of Erectile Dysfunction?
The mouth may have gotten drier, but its still big!
12.Iris Apfel: The Reality Show
This should be a thing!!!
This article was originally published onNovember 8, 2023
