Astrology
Theyre playfully petty.
The ideal roast is a fun, witty observation that leans dangerously close to a rude remark.
Sometimes, they also make their way into special occasions, like atoast at a wedding.
One of these members of the zodiac might raise a glass and roast you on your special day.
Some roasts are quippy one-liners like these, while others are off the cuff and tailor-made just for you.
Here are the three who do it best.
Thisanalytical earth signdoesnt miss a thing, and that includes all the ways they could roast you.
Virgos are alsoruled by quick-witted Mercury, which means they tend to have hilarious takes.
Because their roasts are so clever and often seem to come out of nowhere you cant even be mad.
Unlike run-of-the-mill jabs that feel very surface-level, a Scorpios roast will feel on-point and personal.
As a Pluto-ruledwater sign, Scorpios areobservant, empathetic, and intuitive.
Theyre also always psychologically profiling everyone they meet.
Theyll know just what to say to get under your skin in a sweet way, of course.
For Scorpios, roasts can be a sort of love language.
They might call out one of your quirks or tell a delightfully insulting tale during a birthday toast.
Its how you know theyre always listening to everything you say.
Thisfire signwill say what theyre thinking the moment it pops into their head, often with no filter whatsoever.
While these roasts sometimes veer toward being mean-spirited, theyre always endearing when they come from a Sagittarius.
Nothing says I love you, and I see you quite like one of their funny insults.
It allows them to pick up on your little quirks and eccentricities.
Its all fodder for one of their hyper-specific burns.
