If you cant have a more perfect union, perhaps you at least could have a more perfectyou?
So this year, we have a different proposal: lowering the bar.
(Or perhaps flinging it on the ground.)
Rather than trying to rise above, meet the world where it is.
If everything is terrible, why cant you be just a little bit terrible, too?
In a mostly harmless but deeply cathartic way?
Everyone has a harmless little vice; nows the time to enjoy it.
You cant know until you try!
So order that third cocktail or second dessert.
Scroll to your hearts content, and let that next episode autoplay.
Its 2025: Welcome to the Year of the Snake.
And I F*cking Love It.
Ill take the lot.By Allie Rowbottom
My favorite vice is bingeing TV.
If theres a whole season available, Im watching all of it as fast as I can.
But also no spoilers, and you get ahead of the annoying discourse.
Lola Kirke, author ofWild West Village
My vice is the Crunchwrap Supreme from Taco Bell.
I need to have one Crunchwrap a week to remain in proper balance.
Diablo Cody, screenwriter
I know no middle ground, so.
Life is my vice.
Its Manic Euphoria or Horrible Depression and no in between.
If Im having fun, I do too much of it.
Giving myself the hardest time possible by putting off the worlds easiest tasks is by far my favorite vice.
Kristen Arnett,New York Timesbestselling novelist
My vices are fast food and swearing.
When they know you by name?
Also love the energy that is released when you mutter the f*ck word.
It says so much, even though its only four letters.
But those letters combined can show an emotion no others can.
Lisa Barlow,Real Housewives of Salt Lake Citycast member
